Ancient Welsh Hydration Protocol™
The Protocol
Drink water when you're thirsty.
Available in three tiers:
Basic: €47.99
Includes the protocol.
Pro: €97.99
Includes the protocol and a laminated reminder card suitable for refrigerator attachment.
Founder's Circle: €247.99
Includes the protocol, the laminated card, a signed certificate of hydration awareness, and an enamel pin that says "Hydrated."
Legacy Tier: €1,997
Includes everything above plus a 7 minute voice note from Gareth saying your name while drinking water, a vial of "sacred Welsh spring essence" (tap water from his kitchen,collected standing up), and lifetime access to the private Telegram group where people argue about whether you're allowed to drink it cold.
Free Bonus
The Ancient Welsh Hydration Codex™
A beautifully designed single-page PDF containing the sacred instruction: "Drink water when you're thirsty."
Also available as a Notion template with 14 toggle sections, for those who require additional structure around the act of being thirsty.
Affiliate Programme
The Ancient Welsh Hydration Protocol™ Affiliate Programme is now open to approved partners.
Earn 10% commission on every referred sale. Full tracking dashboard. Dedicated affiliate support. Quarterly payouts processed in the currency of your choice, subject to a minimum threshold of €47.99, which is coincidentally also the cost of the protocol.
Simply share your unique referral link with your audience. They pay €247.99 for a PDF they could have written themselves in approximately forty-five seconds. You earn €24.79. Everyone feels more aligned with their inner Celt.
Gareth has not endorsed this programme. He has not endorsed any of this. He reports feeling the same as before but with a slight sense of having been told something.