Notes from a Grumpy Welshman

The MAGA Phone Grift Crashes on Launch Day: A Post-Mortem

Trump's T1 mobile phone

The launch was meant to be patriotic theatre. A red-white-and-blue smartphone, “Made in the USA”, proudly unveiled in Trump Tower. The reality, now that the promised delivery date has passed without a single handset shipped, is a masterclass in the modern grift.

They were never selling a phone. They were selling a fantasy.

This was not a product launch. It was a confidence trick, and the marks were his most loyal supporters.

The Setup: Built on a Lie

In June, Trump announced his shiny new creation, the “T1” phone. It would be crafted on American soil and ready for customers in August. All you needed was a hundred-dollar deposit for a four hundred and ninety nine dollar phone that did not exist outside Photoshop.

Anyone who knows how manufacturing works could see the lie immediately. Building a smartphone from scratch in the United States is a years-long process involving global supply chains and enormous investment. Trump promised it in a matter of months. The impossibility was baked in.

The Slow Collapse

When August arrived, the whole thing began to fall apart with the grace of a clown car on fire.

The disappearing claim

The proud “Made in the USA” slogan quietly vanished from the website. It was replaced with the corporate nonsense of “brought to life in the USA” with an “American proud design.” The patriotic selling point was memory-holed.

The imaginary product

The images shifted from one bogus render to another. At one point, the phone being advertised was unmistakably a Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra wearing a Spigen case. Spigen noticed and publicly raised legal eyebrows. Trump Mobile was not selling a phone. It was selling a stolen picture of one.

The excuses

When customers and reporters asked where their phones were, the company blamed the government shutdown. It was an excuse so ludicrous it felt designed for people who do not know how calendars work.

The Real Business Model: Bait and Switch

While supporters waited for their patriotic smartphone, Trump Mobile’s website proudly offered something else entirely.

Refurbished iPhones. Manufactured in China. Refurbished Samsung devices. Manufactured in South Korea.

These were advertised with the same hollow “American proud” wording. This was the real business: a dropshipping operation wrapped in a flag. The T1 was never the product. The non-refundable deposits were.

The Pattern: Trump’s Grift Economy

This is not a one-off mishap. It is the formula.

  1. Attach your name to a dubious or non-existent product.
  2. Wrap it in patriotism.
  3. Collect the money.
  4. Blame someone else when it all falls apart.

We have seen it all before with the:

An the endless parade of cheaply made tat designed to be sold at a premium to the faithful. The MAGA phone was simply the next iteration.

A phone built in the USA. A mission impossible by design. Yet the deposits rolled in. That was the actual product. Their money. Their belief. Their loyalty.

The Final Reality

The T1 was never manufactured. It was never ready. It may never have existed outside a pitch meeting and a few half-baked renders. But the deposits were absolutely real, and they flowed in precisely as intended.

In the MAGA economy, the patriotism is pretend, the products are fictional, and the only thing that ever ships on time is the grift.

The invoice always arrives. The phone never does.